(PC, 2024)
Finished Jan 12th

I absolutely did not intend to start another year off by finishing another porn game, but here we are.

This game is fucking bonkers. The trailer was bonkers. It was less than $3 (on sale), and my morbid curiosity got the best of me.

The game opens 1st person, being a grown man in a crib, legs and giant cock draped over the frame. No wait it starts as a baby being told all the things you’re gonna be when you grow up but to an insane degree? Anyway who cares.

The real “game” starts when you put on your VR helmet and start streaming for people who donate money to makeyou fuck stuff. You end up changing locations to a sex shop, which eventually turns into a hell mouth.

It’s a horror game where you solve puzzles by cumming in things. It’s so fucking weird. There’s two voices you can choose from, one is like a cool American guy and one sounds like Morty with an eastern European accent.

The end scene reveals it’s part of some larger game universe from Evil Boobs Cult called Sex with the Devil which has a sequel coming soon? I dunno this game is fucking wild and unbelievable and didn’t even make me horny.